Last month, the U.N. world-wide conducted a survey.  The only question
Asked was: "Would you please give your most honest opinion about
solutions to food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a
HUGE failure, because -

In Africa they did not know what "food" meant.

In Western Europe they did not know what "shortage" meant.

In Eastern Europe they did not know what "opinion" meant.

In the Middle East they did not know what "solution" meant.

In South America they did not know what "please" meant.

In Asia they did not know what "honest" meant.

And in the USA they did not know what "the rest of the world" meant


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Interviewer asks in America: "Excuse me, what is your opinion
 on the meat shortage?"

	And the reply is... " 'Shortage?' What's a 'shortage?'"

Interviewer asks in Poland: "Excuse me, what is your opinion
 on the meat shortage?"

	And the reply is... " 'Meat?' What's 'meat?'"

Interviewer asks in Russia: "Excuse me, what is your opinion
 on the meat shortage?

	And the reply is... " 'Opinion?' What's an 'opinion?'"

Interviewer asks in Israel: "Excuse me, what is your opinion
 on the meat shortage?"

	And the reply is... " 'Excuse me?' What's 'excuse me?'"