Computer nerds have been playing around with Unix shells and have come up
with a few gems. Note that the '%' prompt indicates the C shell, while the
'$' prompt indicates the Bourne shell. Go ahead and try some.

% scan for <<"Arnold Schwarzenegger"^J^D
     "Arnold Schwarzenegger": << terminator not found
% ar m God
     ar: God does not exist
% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
     Unmatched".
% ^How did the sex change^operation go?
    Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
    Too many ('s.
% make love
    Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
    bad character
% got a light?
    No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
    man:: Too many arguments.
% ^What is saccharine?
    Bad substitute.
% %blow
    %blow: No such job.
% cat 'the can of tuna'
    cat: cannot open the can of tuna
$ mkdir matter; cat>matter
    matter: cannot create
$ drink <bottle; opener
    bottle: cannot open
    opener: not found